One day Satan and Jesus were
having a
conversation.
Satan had just departed
from the Garden of Eden, and he was
gloating and boasting.
“Yes, sir, I just caught
a World full of people down there. I
set me a trap and used a little bait.
I knew they couldn’t resist. Got them
all!”
“What are you going to
do with them?” Jesus asked.
Satan replied, “Oh, I’m
going to have fun! I’m going to teach them
how to marry and divorce each other,
how to hate and abuse each other, how
to drink and smoke and curse. I’m
going to teach them how to invent guns
and bombs and kill each other. I’m
really going to have fun!”
“And what will you do
when you get done with them?” Jesus
asked.
“Oh, I’ll kill them,”
Satan glared proudly.
“How much do you want
for them?” Jesus asked
“Oh, you don’t want
those people. They aren’t any good.
See,
you’ll take them and they’ll just
hate
you. They’ll spit on you, curse you
then kill you. You don’t want those
people!!”
“How much?” He asked
again.
Satan looked at Jesus
and sneered, “All your blood, tears,
and your life.”
Jesus said without
hesitation, “DONE!”
Then He paid the price.
- Isn’t it funny how
simple it is for people to trash God
and then wonder why the World’s going
to Hell?
- Isn’t it funny how
someone can say, “I believe in God”
out and
still follow Satan?
- Isn’t it funny how you
can re-post a thousand jokes through
blogs and they spread like
wildfire, but when you start posting
messages regarding the Lord, people
think twice about sharing?
- Isn’t it funny how I
can be more worried about what other
people think of me than what God
thinks of me.
- I pray, for everyone
who re-posts this, they will be
blessed
by God in a way special for them
- If You Love God…
And, are not ashamed of all the
marvelous things HE has done for
you…
~Re-post this as
”Read only if you have time for God”
:)
